Behind the yellow mask: Trump spills urophile secrets at ‘Watersportsgate’ presser

By Jon Kelly

Vancouver, BC – Exclusive new video published to social media on January 11, 2017, offers shocking evidence of what are said to be sleep talking-like confessional statements from President-elect Donald J. Trump’s “Watersportsgate” press conference. The former reality television star met with journalists this morning as part of his team’s response to allegations published by CNN and the New York Times with an anonymous report describing potentially treasonous activities involving sex with urinating prostitutes in a Moscow hotel. Findings presented in the new video appear to document signatures of a medical condition called Urophilia encrypted backwards within the president-elect’s remarks.

“Sexual Deviance: Theory, Assessment, and Treatment” edited by D. Richard Laws and William T. O’Donohue describes Undinism as urophilia “where urine constitutes a fetish. When the fetishism leads to oral incorporation of the urine … it should be described as “undinism with urophagia”,” according to the text.

Sexual play involving urine is commonly known by the term “watersports” and this language has given rise online to the newly coined “Watersportsgate,” describing this most recent of political shocks undermining public confidence in government. Characterization of the president-elect as a urophile invokes notions of sadism and masochism that further public perceptions of seeming Trump weaknesses for public shaming and humiliation, uttering creepy suggestions of incest and chumming with pedophiles on “Sex Slave Island.”

Watersports are a known element of the abusive torture which took place at Abu Ghraib under the American occupation of Iraq. The United States government has released this photo from the notorious prison showing a detainee cuffed to a bed wearing urine-soaked female panties as a “yellow mask” over his suffocating face. In light of findings from today’s Watersportsgate press conference analysis there seems little hope under a Trump administration for kidnapping and torture victims of the United States government when the president-elect appears like a prospective consumer for the CIA’s classified snuff film library.

CNN was first to cover Watersportsgate with a report dated January 10. Watergate veteran journalist Carl Bernstein and others wrote of memos compiled by an anonymous “former British intelligence operative” containing what the network described as “compromising personal and financial information about Mr. Trump” in the possession of Russian operatives.

New York Times coverage from that same day described the president-elect’s previous lucrative dealings with Russia in terms of “disguised bribes.” The report went on characterizing contents of the memos and their reference to “sex videos involving prostitutes with Mr. Trump in a 2013 visit to a Moscow hotel.” According to America’s “newspaper of record”, “the videos were supposedly prepared as “kompromat,” or compromising material, with the possible goal of blackmailing Mr. Trump in the future.”

According to the UK Guardian it was Senator John McCain (R-AZ) who first passed the scandalous memos to the FBI. Today’s coverage highlighted claims that “the Kremlin has been cultivating, supporting and assisting Trump for at least five years, with the aim of encouraging “splits and divisions in western alliance.”

President-elect Trump may deny what appear to be the American Establishment-in-rebellion’s Watersportsgate allegations a thousand times. However, to the discerning listener his involuntary disclosures speak clearly of a fecund creativity stained with treachery, of a bright yellow mask hiding implications of incestuous abuse and the path to recovery (of which such denial is simply the first stage).

The following is a partial transcript of President-elect Donald J. Trump’s remarks during today’s Watersportsgate press conference from Trump Tower in New York City preceded by the secret message encrypted backwards therein. Discussion of methods and philosophy guiding this practice can be found throughout this reporter’s previous related coverage discussed in links below.

You’re suddenly going to come. Urine. It fell. Mask is yellow. Suck him bitch: “I think a lot of industries are going to be coming back. We have to get our drug industry coming back. The drug industry has been disastrous. They’re leaving left and right. They supply our drugs but they don’t make them here to a large extent. And the other thing we have to do is create new bidding procedures for the drug industry because they’re getting away with murder. Pharma has a lot of lobbyists and a lot of power and there’s very little bidding on drugs.”

“Behind the Yellow Mask”, a NewsInsideOut Plus investigative report covering more of the findings from today’s Watersportsgate press conference is scheduled for release later this month. The subscribers-only video will offer a deeper look at issues driving today’s politics and the future of the free world. Readers can click here to visit the NewsInsideOut Plus subscriptions page.

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